She Sang to a Tortoise and didn’t Know I Was There
A true story from the Baviaanskloof, Eastern Cape about a girl named Zinhle
So as most of you may or may not know, we not only run SA Music & Entertainment News magazine – we also run a couple of music groups on Facebook for music related classifieds, events and sharing of music.
I honestly don’t have enough hours in a day to listen to every track dropped, but yesterday one post in particular screamed at me. Perhaps it was the “she sang to a tortoise” that intrigued me the most, but that’s irrelevant now. Now, I have heard her sing to ME, so there’s no way to just turn the other way, forget the girl who sang to a tortoise on the road somewhere in the Eastern Cape.
So here’s the story Phil Bölke so passionately relayed to all who will listen, and listen, you should!
She Sang to a Tortoise, and Didn’t Know I Was There
A true story from the Baviaanskloof, Eastern Cape by Phil Bölke (ThatGuy Productions)
There’s a dirt road in the Baviaanskloof, Eastern Cape, that most people will never drive. It cuts through one of the most remote, most beautiful valleys in South Africa. A place where the mountain meets the sky and time moves differently.
I was driving home on that road when I found a massive old tortoise planted square in the middle of it. The kind that’s been walking this earth longer than any of us have been worrying about anything. I stopped, got out, and moved it, barely, it was enormous, I stood there for a moment just breathing, looking at this ancient thing that had absolutely nowhere urgent to be.
That’s when I heard her.
A young woman, walking the road, coming closer. Singing to herself. Not performing. Not practicing. Just singing the way you only do when you are completely alone and completely free.
I didn’t move. I didn’t want to break whatever that was.
She is 19 years old. She grew up on a farm in this valley. Nobody handed her a dream. Not because people didn’t care, but because in her world, that kind of dream simply wasn’t on the table. She has never had a vocal coach, never had a recording session, never stood in a proper studio until recently.
The first time she came to record she was too respectful to sit on the couch. Too humble to use the same cups.
That’s who she is. (note from editor – she may be respectful and humble but this is actually the evil done to her by an apartheid government and it honestly makes me cringe! Moving on with the story…)
I’m Phil Bölke. An engineer, a producer, and someone who has spent years working on technology that demands everything I have. I have a PCT patent filing deadline in December 2026 that represents years of my life. Time is the one thing I genuinely cannot afford to waste right now.
I’m spending it on this anyway. Because some things you don’t walk away from.
We recorded together. Her voice on those recordings stopped everyone who heard them, including her own mother, who heard them for the first time on Father’s Day and couldn’t hold herself together. The daughter just stood there twinkling, not fully understanding yet what everyone else in the room already knew.
When she returns, she comes back to a fully equipped professional studio. ThatGuy Productions International, built into the Baviaanskloof itself. Her debut album will be produced in full, at no cost to her. Recorded, mastered, distributed. The real thing, done properly. That part is already decided. That part is already mine to carry.
But a studio cannot give her the one thing she actually needs first: the financial footing to move through a world that will try to own her if she arrives without it. Talent is not the problem. The world is full of people with extraordinary gifts who never got anywhere because the moment they stepped toward something, they needed someone else’s money, someone else’s car, someone else’s couch, and that dependency became the price of entry. Slowly, quietly, the dream stops being theirs.
There is a campaign. The page is part of it.
If you’ve ever had someone believe in you before you believed in yourself, you already know exactly what this is.
Note from Editor: Take a listen to the girl who sung to the tortoise, and remember the name, ZINHLE, because this girl is going places! Click Zinhle’s fundraiser link and let’s help get her there okay!
A Back a Buddy campaign has been launched to give Zinhle twelve months of genuine financial independence. Travel to Johannesburg and Cape Town, clothing, living costs, and a ring-fenced marketing fund for when her debut album is ready.
The target is R250,000. Every rand goes directly to her, held in a dedicated business account with joint signatory control. Neither Phil Bölke nor Zinhle can access it without the other. If the fund size warrants it, an independent accounting firm will be appointed as a third oversight party. Nothing goes to ThatGuy Productions in any form. The studio, the production, the album — Phil carries all of that separately, at no cost to the fund.



